"Relative to something else"
(from "A Special Theory of Relativity" by Alan Bold)
2: What is the body part you last scratched or wish you did?
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
Darryl Hannah E True Hollywood Story
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
5: Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?:
6: What is the first word you can think of (off the top of your head) that starts with a C?
7: When did you last shower?
perhaps last night before darryl hannah
8: Have you ever worn a dickie?
NO sir I am a lady.
9: What are you wearing?
Express Grey Cashmere Tee, Dogpile.com long sleeve shirt, inside-out Ohio State sweatshirt, Gap Long & lean size 6 faded denim jean pants, volleyball socks, old ass Diesel shoes, DKNY watch, Victoria's Secret thong underware, Victoria's Secret blue Miracle Bra, funky Common hat by Clover.
10: What was the last dream you remember?
I fell half-asleep at the tanning salon and the dream had something to do with being naked at a tanning salon.
11: When did you last laugh?
a few minutes ago, at myself for thinking about the word cumshot.
12: Do you wash your hands after you go to the bathroom?
13: Seen anything weird lately?
yes. when i looked at your face.
14: What do you think of this quiz?
it sucks. good thing i am revamping it.
15: What is the last film you saw?
please do not remind me. (hint: abc family channel)
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
tickets to Violent Femmes (April 17th and My Morning Jacket)
17: Tell me something about you that I don't know:
i stole pencils from the art room in 1st grade and one or two figures from Preschool.
18: If you could change one thing about the world that is completely selfish and irresponsible what would you do?
physical improvements in bust, skin and pelvis removal....
19: Would it really be so bad to be a janitor for a living?
i was going to say no but then i thought about it.
20: Ryan Seacrest: is he a power-crazy nutcase or some one who is finally doing something that has needed to be done for years?
21: GIRL NAME FOR THE BABY:
Vivienne, Louisa, Eloisa, Eloise, Lisette, Ella, Mai
21: Boy name for BABY: Errol, Jackson, Oliver
22: Would you ever consider smacking a broad? I am rick james bitch.
WHO REMEMBERS THE WEEKEND?????
those that were there will appreciate THE WEEKEND WRAP UP:
(in no order)
Number One we've just begun, Hitler should be first in your life......
Pichos (pizza nachcos)
Pizach (pizza nachos)
Tricos (triangular taco)
Nathan's Taco Claw
I'm RICH PIZACH!
staring at those guys at Hounddogs demonically until they offered their nachos and telling them: YOU ARE ON MTV'S THE BOILING POINT. THERES THE CAMERA. THANKS FOR BEING SO PATIENT. HERES 55 CENTS.
show me the way to tom's pants.
tom wearing my pants. bastard.
3 out of 5 people in this room llook ridiculous
keenan MIA for 2.5 hours and then showing up WITH BEER (the hero)
thrasher knows all the words to Taylor Dain's "Tell it to my heart
everybody dancing to Tell it to my Heart
daring zach to pour beer on eachoter for no reason
me and zach are mary kate and ashley olsen
the guy who goes through the rallys drive thru backwards, drops off two hats without saying anything.
gleghorn can i throw up in your sink
tom knows the girl who bought the kegs
winding up at some dudes house downstairs
everyone mixes up tom and nathan
kaity said some goth girl and some guy that no one knew was having sex in jen's bed (her roommate)
ok i am sorry this is really annoying for you all and it is time to stop.